While having an intense “Pokemon” battle I called forward Napoleon’s Penis and got this: “Stef sent forth NAPOLEON’S PENIS! 469HP, 182ATK, 105DEF, 151SPC, 192SPE, STEEL type” Steel indeed. HAHAHHAA
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,...
Your Tears Taste Delicious– ~
Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor,...– Hubert.
Men ought either to be well treated or crushed– Machiavelli
Fortune favours the fool.– Erasmus
Bam! Times Flying
I’d never thought I’d care much about graduation… quiet frankly looked forward to it. But I guess tonight as I watched the Ferriginator give his awesome little speech it hit me that I guess my childhood is coming to a closing, or at least to the beginning of those closing stages [boo]. I quiet honestly won’t talk to like 95% I do to now in the future but blah I don’t...
Hott 22- Before I let you in I love them <33
Yogurt Sonnet Take One
Yogurt is delicious, Yogurt is nutritious. Yogurt makes me happy And you eat it so snappy. The endless flavors are so yummy Better than something crummy. Oh yogurt you’re so nice And so much less exercise. YAY! I win for writing such a jolly, gay, 3rd grade level poem about yogurt.
Such a cute song
You see a face in the crowd looking right through you. As if she knew you better...– Brazilian Girls