(via osheaowns) I love this song…...
I love Lions
They are so pretty. They make me so happy. I could watch Lion Cub videos for hours. And Tigers too. So cute.
French men are delicious
Specially French men that get lost on the Ferry and follow you to the exit.
Oh Yes! I have seen the light.
Napolean was 5’7”, average height for a Frenchman of the time. I don’t think he was particularly angry either, though we seem to have no trouble citing him as both the paragon and origin of the “short man’s syndrome” so common at New Jersey nightclubs. The confusion came from the difference between the British inch and the French ‘pouce’, which was...
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
I love People
Specially the male side of the human spectrum. Then again maybe that’s because I choose to ignore the stupefied side of the population. Avocado and Turkey Sandwich… Yes?
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t...– Mitch Hedberg
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.– Napoleon Bonaparte
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.– Napoleon Bonaparte
Asian Story of the Day.
So there I am watering the plants at my labor unit when all of a sudden I see a car put on it’s blinker to the left. Assuming his directional skill were correct I moved over so he could turn into the parkway. The Asian man perceeds to make a u-turn, now this isn’t a giant truck, a normal sized mini van. I thought that van was gonna tumble. Maybe he saw thing narrower? I don’t...
Ice Ice Baby
Your favorite song: Hmm… So many. Today I’m gonna say Albatros- Richard Grey A cover song: Jimi Hendrix- All Along the Watchtower/ The Strokes cover of Walk on The Wild Side. A song that makes you happy: Molti… Alizee- J’en Ai Marre, I just think of her little dance every time… A song that makes you sad: Shine On You Crazy Diamond- Pink Floyd, specially Part 2 A song...
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